Tell me if I’m wrong

I was just doing some cleaning work to keep Ruth—that’s my baby girl—and me in food—thought it’d be alright, didn’t know it was wrong. But that cow next door—well I’m sure it’s her—rang the Social Information Sharing line. So I tried to bluff it out during the interviews but the recordings showed me up didn’t they? They hadn’t said I was on TV! And voice analysis. Anyway, I’m told it’s wrong now cos it’s taxpayers’ money—I’m learning things like that now. And there’s boys out their dying for community values and it’s expensive keeping them in bombs and planes and satellites and gas and stuff. Well actually I’m still not convinced. Should I be? Tell me if I’m wrong. Why should I have to tell you this anyway?